99 Things About Guys.

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1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what? Uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate nice boy!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

Life Moves On, But.

Life Moves On, But

All you wanna Do,

Is Make The Time Go Slow,

Stop All the changes,

And Just Sit And Watch That Flying Crow.

But That’s Not How Life Works,

People Change and Their Priorities,

The Distance Doesn’t help too much too.

But Life Moves on, And The Pain Continues.

With whom you Hung out All Day,

Now you Just Wait for a single Call of them,

Call is even a Bigger Thing, But When The Free texts Don’t Come Too,

The Mind Goes into Overtime,

Thinking All the Possible theories,

Negativity Fills Your Soul,

And Try Everything To Push It Down, It still comes up.

Because Life Moves on, And You Gotta Let Go

Friends Aren’t The Same,

So Isn’t The School,
And The Normal Life too.

Try To engage yourself In Other Things,

But That Won’t Help Too.

You Try To Do Everything You Can,
To keep Up With The Pace,

But You Just Cannot Do That as its way Too Fast And

 Life Moves On, But Memories Stay. 

If This is How Moving Away Is,

You wish You never Did.
But Sometimes Solutions Aren’t Possible.

And All you Can do is sit and Ponder,

Over All the Possibilities which you could have had,

Still No Point in doing that,
Because As they say,
Life Moves On, and The Matured Live on.

Think. Love. Care.

In this world of Facebook where you get 100 frnds on request,
its very confusing to maintain a true relation.

Today where the essence of love is instantly decided by Emotional Atyaachar & Axe Ur Ex,

Its very baffling to define what True Love is.

In earlier days,
lovers hardly talked 2 each other yet they experienced ETERNAL LOVE whereas 2day we spend countless sleepless nights talking or texting to each other yet finally end up with a BREAK-UP

The closer we come,
the farther we go.

21st century is full of Reality shows wid nothing REAL in it, too many well-designed houses yet BROKEN HOMES,

Attractive & Beautiful Faces yet the UGLIEST HEARTS.

Its full of Smart people,
Brilliant Minds,
Ambiguous Diplomats yet lack the common touch of HUMANITY.

A One line message is far easier than personal presence on special occasions.

Just by wearing a Being Human Tshirt,We don't become Human!


It Doesn't Matter What Country You Belong to,
It Doesn't Matter What Race You're From,
It Doesn't matter Whether You're Black, Brown, White Or Anything.
What Matters Is You're a Human. And You Should Respect Others Just for the sake of that.


Life is Not Defined by The Number of Friends On facebook, Or the Number of Followers on twitter. 
What Matters is that the people Who know you, 
Care For you And Love you. And You Do the Same.
Relations are what keep a man going. And Thats how it should be.

Think.
Love.
Care.

And Now I Don't Know . .

Thinking about memories of my past

It seems to have gone by so fast

Now I don't know how to bring it back

Watching my life pass by so fast

It always seems

to make me finish at last

And now I don't know how much time I have

Waiting for a chance to meet you guys

But somehow times never on my side

And now I don't, I don't know what to do.

Living in the past and how sweet it was

Keeps we wondering how fun it was

And now I don't know how fast it went by

Everyone Looked at Us As We Were Crazy,

Whenever We Hung around And Made Noises,

We Were Thrown Out Of Metro And Restaurants Didn’t want to keep us in,

But that’s how it was, We never cared what happened or who looked in,

We Called us the Bimaars, And Hell We were,

Cracking jokes like shit, And Laughing Like Vir Das’s We Were.

Night Outs Were Always Crazy,

Made Plans Which Never Worked out, Whether it was movies or

Beat Up Bhukha Like Hell And Chuchi Left his dog and Cat at us,

Bhaloo Was always the Crazy Bull, and Shanti And Bakri The Suggestion Makers

Prakhi and Chotu Were The Chilled out Guys,

Not Sleeping At all And Teen Patti and Uno Rocked the night.

Going for tuitions was always fun

Cause we would hang out till the sun set by

And now am saddened by how quick it went by

We’d Hang around and Have a Blasting Time

Till the sun went by and then we would walk by

To the the food joint that was so near by

School life was new everyday, cause

We would have fun throughout the day

We spent, with each other .All of your names haven't left my mind

Even though am far, you guys are still on my mind

But is time I do know why , I miss you so much

Cause you were like family to me all the time

Just miss all the times we shared

With each other that's gone by now ...

All The Stupid Talks,The Crazy Fights,

The School Life And The Amazing Nights.

The Cricket And The Music Fun,

Jokes on Friends And the Pun’s

Eating Every Random Shit Which We Could See,

And The Long Metro Rides As Far as They could be. 

Staying In Delhi Was so Much Fun

With friends like them

Everyone would agree

Why I miss them so much

Going to the Canteen to Eat Random Stuff

Was just a part of our daily Soap after Teasing Teachers And Classmates all the time.

And now I don't know how it all went by

Now I don't know how it all went by

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The Lokpal And Kisan Baburao Hazare!

“During an interview at India gate where a huge number of supporters of lokpal bill assembled, a journalist asked people about 'JANLOKPAL BILL"...

Journalist: how do you feel about this movement?
Person 1: I feel amazing.. Anna Hazare is doing the Right Thing!
Journalist: What do you think about Lokpal bill?
Person 2:Errr. . .(Long Pause) Vande mataram! “

“Person 1: I support Anna Hazare. He’s Doing Right For the Country.

Person 2: How? Why?

Person 1: He Cares about the country, he Went to jail For His Bill and Because Government Didn’t Listen.

Person 2: What Actually is the Bill about? I haven’t heard about it.

Person 1: Its about Reservation Removal For SC/ST/OBC”

“All the Autorickshaw Drivers in delhi went on strike on 17^th august 2011 to Show their Support For anna hazare. Anyone who has ever been to delhi or lived in it and has traveled by these auto’s, That there are less than a 1% of the Drivers who would charge you correctly and according to the meters. Its funny to see one of the most corrupt showing support for lokpal, it doesn’t matter whether they know what is lokpal or not.”

These aren’t Just stories Which I’ve made up and Wrote. These are real Life instances Witnessed by Me and My Friends. In a Country With More Than 1.2 Billion People, There Are more Followers than Leaders. And This Time Around, With Kisan Baburao Hazare, More Popularly known as Anna Hazare, Sitting on A Hunger strike for the Government to accept his version of the Lokpal Bill, There are Millions Following him Without Knowing What is Lokpal And Without Knowing The Contents of the Lokpal Bill.

Now First of All, What is the Lokpal bill? The Jan Lokpal Bill (also referred to as the citizens' ombudsman bill) is a proposed Anti-Corruption law in India. It is designed to effectively deter corruption, redress grievances and protect whistle-blowers. If passed and made into law, the bill seeks to create an ombudsman called the Lokpal (translation: protector of the people) - an independent body similar to the Election Commission of India with the power to investigate politicians and bureaucrats without prior government permission^.

First of all lets Talk About Kisan Baburao Hazare, Or I shouldn’t Offend A large section of the Society and Instead call him Anna Hazare. So Anna Hazare, Born in June,1937 Is recognized For his contribution to the development and structuring of Ralegan Siddhi, a village in Parner taluka of Ahmednagar district, Maharashtra, India. A Padma Bhushan Awardee In 1992. He Has received Education Upto 7^th Grade and Then he Got Employed Selling Flowers.

I Do Not Say That Anna Hazare is A wrong Person. He is a Brilliant Guy and He has done a lot in the Matter of Gram Sabha’s, Removal of Untouchability, Collective marriages, Building the village Ralegan Siddhi Etc Etc.

Where I do not support him, is the Matter of the Lokpal.

Also, Read A post about him and The fasts he's doing in today's Newspaper which enraged me.http://www.telegraphindia.com/1110817/jsp/nation/story_14386100.jsp

As Most of Us, Who have studied the Subject of Civics in our Grades 9 and 10. Know that there are three tiers of the Administration as Set By The Constitution of India The Executive, The Judiciary And The Legislature.
All these Three tiers Function Independently with Only a Little Support From Eachother. They are all Largely Independent But Only a Little level of interdependency. There is a system For Introducing Bills and Making Laws In the Country. Anyone Who isn’t a member of these tiers, Cannot Make Laws in the Country.

Corruption Isn’t a new Thing In the Country, Or Rather In the Whole World. Its Been Since the mythological times of Ramayana and Mahabharata. It was Present When Jesus was on earth too. It isn’t a new phenomenon. So there is nothing Which Can Eradicate it completely. Because it’s the people Who are corrupt First, Then the politicians. If the people stop Giving Bribes, then The corruption automatically stops. It wouldn’t happen in a jiffy. It would take time for that to happen, But eventually it would. Just Instigating people Wouldn’t do a thing.

Okay Okay, Before You all Take out Your Swords And start Blasting Me out, Let me First Compare the Government’s Draft along with the Civil society’s because Most of You have no Idea What The Bill is about except that it would aim at Killing the corruption.

Lets talk about The issues which the Government’s Draft and the Civil Society’s Bill have and are not able to agree with.

• Prime Minister

Civil Society: Lokpal should have power to investigate allegations of corruption against PM. Special safeguards provided against frivolous and mischievous complaints

Government’s Draft: Prime Minister Should Be Kept out of the lokpal’s Purview

Why Not? As of today, corruption by PM can be investigated under Prevention of Corruption Act. Government wants investigations to be done by CBI, which comes directly under him, rather than independent Lokpal.

• Judiciary

Civil Society: Lokpal should have powers to investigate allegation of corruption against judiciary. Special safeguards provided against frivolous and mischievous complaints

Government wants the Judicary to be kept out of the Lokpal’s Purview.

Why Not? Having Lokpal investigate the Judiciary fouls the existing structure of the judicial review process. This is dangerous.

• MP’s

Civil Society Lokpal should be able to investigate allegations that any MP had taken bribe to vote or speak in Parliament.

Government Doesn’t want the MP’s to be included.

Why Not? According To the Section 105 of the Constituition of India, MPs have certain legal protections for their actions in the Parliament. Lokpal cannot supersede this clause^.

This Bill Is Naïve in its Approach to Combating Corruption. This Bill Will Lack Accountability, Oppressively And Undemocratically. The Bill States That no proceedings or decision of the Lokpal shall be liable to be challenged, reviewed, quashed or called in question in any court of ordinary Civil Jurisdiction, so this means that if The lokpal gets corrupted, A Civilian Can’t Do anything and That Will lead to a civil war.! Vesting jurisdiction over the length and breadth of the government machinery in one institution will concentrate too much power in the institution, while the volume of work will make it difficult to carry out its tasks

I am not against Lokpal, I am all For it. I am just against The way Anna hazare is handling the situation. Yes, Arresting Him was a stupid Decision made by the government and that only instigated the people more but that is a different thing though I agree that the government should have had a different approach. But still, Anna Hazare is wrong in his place too. You Cannot Hold a Country Ransom And Blackmail the Government That if You do not pass my bill then I won’t let the country run. There is a supreme court which would keep a check on the government and ensure that the government works according and under the constitution but if you blackmail the government, there is no one that can help you.

For instance, the government takes back all its opposition and passes Anna’s Bill, then what? If the lokpal goes corrupt what option would the people have? When You Bring all the systems under the Lokpal then doesn’t Lokpal himself become a dictator? And if Anna’s bill is passed, Any tom Dick and Harry popular with the masses can Make any Kind of Bill or Law and The Government has to pass it because it passed Anna’s Bill. The Government doesn’t run with the present in mind. It also has to take care of the future. If Anna hazare is so popular why is he afraid to stand in the elections? We all are taught in schools that if you want to change something, Get into the system and then change it. Why is Anna hazare allowed to stay out of the system and Do things unlawfully? And Most of all Why The People Who have No Idea About Lokpal, Getting on the Roads and Supporting Anna Hazare? Have We Gone Too Insane To Support anything?

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The Emerging Players Tournament And Indians In England

While the Indian Cricket Team Is Getting Hammered All over In the home of The Birthplace of Cricket, England, People Have Easily Overlooked the Brilliant Performance By the Emerging Players Indian Team In the Emerging Players Tournament Going on in Queensland, Australia.

Though There was Much Criticism at the Selection of the Squad selected to play in the tournament especially the selection of Anirudha Srikkant Who is the Son Of the Chief selector Krishnamachari Srikkanth. The Criticism Was mainly Because This tournament being in A 3-day matches Format, And Anirudha Is Known to have been a good player of T-20’s And Limited over’s matches rather Than The Longer Version of the game. The Selectors said that it wasn’t The Chief Selector who had suggested the Name of his son And The Selectors didn’t knew About the Change Of format of the tournament from Limited over’s to 3-day matches.! This Is Surprising and Shocking Both at the same time Since The ICC’s Chief at the Present Moment is Sharad Pawar, The Ex-President Of BCCI[Board For Cricket Control In India] and The BCCI Being One of the most Powerful Boards in the Sport Of Cricket, This Sounds like A Lame Excuse.

Still This Team Has Performed Exceptionally well Defeating the Australian Team, The New Zealand Team and Nearly Defeating the South African Team. The Stars of these Wins, Shikhar Dhawan, Manoj tiwary and R Vinay Kumar Among others who were denied a Place in the India Seniors Squad to Play In England showed their mettle in this tournament.

Its Rather Discomforting to know that Since N. Shrinivasan and Krishnamachari Srikkanth. Came On board of the BCCI, The Chennai or the South Camp Has Been Selected in the major teams despite Other People Having Better Performances from the Other Areas of the Country. Murali Vijay, Badrinath And Abhinav Mukund have Failed to capitalize on the Chances Given to them By the Team Still They’ve Been selected over and over again.

When The Indians Went To England To take part in the 4 Match Test Series And The 5 Match ODI Series, There wouldn’t have been Much people Who Would have thought That This Tour Could Be One sided Towards England As it has been till now. And That Expression Was Also Shown by the Indian Team in the First Test When They Took all the Wickets of the English batting Line up at the score of 221. But the Exceptional Performance by Stuart Broad Ensured that India Could Never Come back in the Match and the Indians Lost the First test.

The second Test was dominated completely by the English with They Winning It Comfortably. This test had its share of Controversies with Michael Vaughan Alleging that VVS Laxman Had Vaseline on his bat and The Controversial Run out of Ian Bell and then His recalling by the Indian Captain M.S. Dhoni.

M.S. Dhoni’s Choices and Decisions have Been critisiced as much as his dismal performance both behind the Wickets and In front of them.

Ninety-nine Tests over 28 series. Seventy-one ODIs. Two Twenty20 internationals. Not one of these matches played between England and India has been for the top prize in cricket. It is slightly strange that in what is essentially a nine-team sport these two teams have never been close to the top at the same time. Yet The English Team Is making a Mockery of the Number 1. Test Team of the World and the World Champions.

It has as much fault of the Indian Cricket team As the brilliance and amazing performance of the English Team.

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This is the Heart Of Life,Its Just Like A hunting Knife.

All those lonely whispers are back again.
Run through your mind and make your chest pain.
Trying to figure out whatever you can gain.
But it gets washed away by the heavy rain.

All those moments are whiskered away.
Try to move on but you always stay.
Can't get your eyes open for one time,
It all seems to be a victimless crime

Cause this is the heart of life,
Its just like a hunting knife.

All the shiny stars seem to be fading.
And you just keep on degrading.
You got one question and its why,
Did she ever have to say goodbye.

After some time you get over it,
You get up on your feet and recommit.
Sometimes you may come back to this road,
But now it will be easy cause the story's told

Cause this is the heart of life
Its just like a hunting knife